HOW TO SLIDE INTO HER DM 101 LIKE A BOSS

Sliding into that girl’s DM has proved a difficult task for most guys and was a difficult task for me till the second quarter of this year. I was snubbed, shitted and my messages were left to drown in the light of other guys who knew how to do the thing.

So I have written this crash course on – slide into her DM 101 –

THOU SHALL BE CONFIDENT

There’s no use trying to get her attention in the DM if you’re shit scared of her or her boyfriend or any other thing. So simply be confident, find something to get you up. I didn’t say you should go do drugs or take alcohol, those will only make things worse.

THOU SHALL HAVE A DOPE FIRST LINE

Your first line gives an impression of who you are and what you’re like. So when you start with whack phrases and sentences you automatically disqualify yourself.

THOU SHALL MAKE NO MISTAKES

When it comes to sliding into her DM 101 forget those motivational speeches you heard in High School. Now, not everyone is perfect but you don’t want ot let her know that you’re not. The girls hang with the cool guys, so be cool. Crosscheck each text ten times before sending it to avoid sinking into DM mud.

THOU SHALL DO YOUR RESEARCH

Before you go sliding, make sure you have some background info on her. Sliding going DMs is a business and each business needs a business plan. A dope business plan and not a whacky job. Know her likes, friends, and the company she keeps so that you interact better.


THOU SHALL HAVE NO WACK HANDLES

If your handle is ridiculous, childish  or wrong altogether then you’re in deep s@#t. Handles like “@toomuchmoney” and “SuperDami” or “Babafor thegirls” or “sexyguy” or “Lasgidibillions” are wack handles. Like where do they even get the ideas for such rubbish. So polish your handle before sliding.

THOU MUST KEEP A CLEAN WALL

Make sure your wall is clean. No drugs, or extreme party pics. No shirtless images especially if you don’t look okay there and make sure things are dope in general.

THOU WILL KEEP YOUR RELIGION/BELIEFS TO YOURSELF

There is nothing like “I saw you in my dream,” or “God asked me to talk to you.” You’ll end up making a fool of yourself and your church or religion. So kukuma keep your thing to yourself.

THOU MUST HIT THE BULL’S EYE

Be direct and straight. Don’t go beating around the bush and expecting her to have your time or keep you with your rubbish. Be direct and straight, it’ll catch her attention like a mosquito net.

So I hope this crash course on slide into her DM 101 went well and I know it’ll save a brother out there.

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Miracle Chinonso

I'm a Medical student from Nigeria. You'd be wondering what a medical student is doing on a blog like this? Well, read on and find out. You can contact me through the comments section of each post. *Wink*

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